STUFF every woman should know about man

First and for most,the thing you should know is that I LOVE YOU.At times it might not sound like it or you dont feel it but it is a fact. us men are bored out of our fucking mind and we only think about you.

Here are the stuff you shouldn’t know but i can tell you.

1.birthdays and anniversaries are girls job to remind.

2.you need to know how to build a campfire,poker,have tool box essentials,know how to hang a picture frame,change a flat tire,how to tie a tie,know a few churches,change your breath.

3.you should know a few girls pick up lines that guys can pick up.not heavy stuff.

4.know how to give a great massage.

5.when you are doing your make up he looks at you, you always always always say welcome.

6.just know that even if you are married and just had a kid but your husband is an alcoholic and keeps secrets from you you should dump him and send me a linked in message or come by to my grandmother house because every guy is always there.

7.you should call or email me for jewelry advice.

8.you should call me to translate a book you are are reading in farsi or even better you wanna learn reading and writing farsi.

9.i get the right to say when we get into a fight you came behind me first.

10.i love you.

 

 

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